Handy Andy

Well, it's actually called "Andy Hand" which sounds even more dodgy. Both sound like some contrived name in a 70's porno film. I don't really want to know what his/her other hand was doing when he/she wrote this. I think it's the old "please excuse the shaky handwriting" syndrome.

So, what "Handy Andies" have we had? Well, I guess this Andy probably used quite a few Handie Andies, judging by this story: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23412746-details/Married+teacher+%27enjoyed+sex+act+with+schoolgirl+as+he+drove+school+minibus%27/article.do. One wonders how he managed to drive at the same time.

On another blog I found out that the Americans think that we Brits refer to our mobile phones as Handies. Where did that come from? I've never heard of that in my life!

And in a nice segue which involves the US and Andy, here's one Andy who, I'm sure, really regrets taking advantage of the freedom of speech granted to him: http://www.ifilm.com/video/2895889/subchannel/viralvideo. It's nice to know that the States have everything under control, as can be seen from this image: http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=1193&

Just don't mention Vietnam...