And what's your alibi?

It is very hard to know why this font is called "Alibi". I would have expected a font with a name like this to seem secretive or almost unreadable but... well make your own mind up.

I've been to the Alibi bar near Holborn (http://www.alibi-bar.co.uk/) some time ago and was rather surprised to see it was still going when I passed it the other day. It's an okay sort-of place with lots of glass and stools and stuff.

And here's another PR puff pretending to be a news report (don't get me started on fake news stories...). A French company offering alibis to its paying customers so that they can go off and shag without being caught out (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/11/wlover111.xml). According to the news story in the Telegraph they've already helped a whole 50 people! Wow! Hold the front page! And fuck me if there isn't another story in the Torygraph about the same company the very next day! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/12/wcheat112.xml - I'm sure nobody at the Telegraph has any financial interest in this company...

Of course, you don't have to pay some expensive French company to help you out when you're shagging someone you shouldn't - just buy one of these! http://www.prankplace.com/p_excuses.htm. Alternatively, just turn your phone off. Derrr...